I am moving 'afterthoughts in black' to another domain. It's been a pleasure to have blogged at blogger.com, but I guess this is where I 'll be calling it quits. I am currently working on a blog powered by wordpress.
I would like to thank all my loyal readers, actually my only loyal reader, whoever you are (my RSS feed count is 3) since I've subscribed twice, whoever the other reader is, I sincerely thank you and hope that you will subscribe my new blog as well.
Shall post details about my new website ASAP.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
1. On being Late
(standing at the door... gesturing to a friend)
"Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gaya kya??"
"I was searching for the Classroom"
"Train was late"
2. During the lecture
"mera assignment tere paas hai??"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge."
"Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home now!!!"
"Journal sheet hai??"
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"
4. Unit Test
"Oh Shit!!!!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I forgot the I-card , so watchman didn't let me in"
6. Late submission of assignments
"Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submitkar dena"
"Last date extend hua thaa"
"I didn't know the last date"
7. Late submission of Journal (for printouts)
"Format pataa nahi thaa"
"Printer is not working today"
"Friday ko light nahi thee"
8. VIVA (after exam)
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai" "
9. VIVA (before exam)
"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya Kjaq doonga"
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai"
10. VIVA (General)
"Dekh, tu jo bhi padhega, woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
"Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"
"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
"Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar. Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai woh chhod de."
"Jo (mujhe)aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas iske notes hai??"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le"
(when someone is intensively doing his last revision)
"Yeh nahi aayega !!!"
anything to be added?
Friday, February 13, 2009
This is the only time of the year that everything... right from NDTV to the Newspapers have something to say about love.
The 37.1% of the population (orkut statistics for single users) have nothing much to do and may get this wrong notion that people celebrating Valentine's Day are a happy bunch (lol)
Here's a scene from 'Everybody hates Chris'
Friday, February 6, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
" Jo Diktha hai woh hota nahi
Jo nahi Diktha hai woh hi hota hai"
What you'd expect: A database, for finding rapists.
What you'd find: "Find the therapist who's perfect of you", yeah right! that's exactly what I need now.
What you'd expect: .. eh... you get it ?
What you'd find: Big Al's Aquarium,
What you'd expect: yeah, they do. more than me atleast
What you'd find: Children's Wear
What you'd expect: you get these in stores these days?
What you'd find: Cumbria Storage Systems Ltd
What you'd expect: looks like the world's oldest profession has gone pro
What you'd find: Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity
What you'd expect: I'd reckon it's atleast faster than the speed of sound
What you'd find: A chinese guy, in a rather odd positon. Maybe their measuring his fart.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
What would you do if you were given an opportunity to pick between Katrina and Priyanka?
Vodafone sent me a SMS before new year, giving me some rather tempting options for New-Year. No; I didn't reply to them, having received Pamela Anderson messages for the last 2 years has only made me wiser.
I planned to spend the evening with COA, (not to be mistaken for Goa). COA is one of third semester subjects for Computer Engineering Students. Again I couldn't stick with my plans and ended up watching Armaggedon on Zee Studio instead.
BTW Happy New Year!