Guide to Interpreting Photos on Orkut

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Profile Photo	Effects	What they want you to think	Truth
	Blurred	Artistic	Has acne, possibly moustache if female
	Anime	Eccentric, possibly Japanese	Computer programmer
	Holding some sort of alcoholic beverage	Fun, Laidback	Never photographed without the bottle
	Dark	Doesn’t care	Dangerous, possibly a terrorist
	Dude jamming on guitar	He's in a popular band and rocks out all the time	Unemployed
	Cartoon	Cute	Immature, possibly fat
	Face at strange, usually downward, angle	Eccentric, possibly supermodel	Unattractive; this is the only good picture of them ever taken
	Very closely cropped	Enigmatic	Fat
	Guy milking a cow	Owns a cow and thinks that’s cool	Owns a cow and thinks that’s cool

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