Friday, May 2, 2008

Guide to Interpreting Photos on Orkut

jo dikhta hai....humko lagta hain,
jo nahi diktha....humko lagta hai nahi hain.
lekin kabhi kabhi...
jo dikhta hai woh nahi hota aur jo nahi dikhta hai woh hota hai

-Ishant Awasthi

Profile Photo

Effects

What they want you to think

Truth



Blurred


Artistic

Has acne, possibly moustache if female


Anime

Eccentric, possibly Japanese


Computer programmer


Holding some sort of alcoholic beverage

Fun, Laidback

Never photographed without the bottle


Dark


Doesn’t care

Dangerous, possibly a terrorist


Dude jamming on guitar

He's in a popular band and rocks out all the time

Unemployed


Cartoon


Cute


Immature, possibly fat


Face at strange, usually downward, angle

Eccentric, possibly supermodel

Unattractive; this is the only good picture of them ever taken


Very closely cropped



Enigmatic

Fat


Guy milking a cow

Owns a cow and thinks that’s cool

Owns a cow and thinks that’s cool

Original article : http://www.buttafly.com/

5 comments:

S.Ghosh said...

well thats fabulous and hilarious ...and shall i congratulate you for loosing the phone ;P ?

you are damn creative ...i can nt stop myself smiling at your observation ...gud one
keep it up

anamika911 said...

very, very funny and insightful.

:)

Tanzila said...

presumptous!!!! but funny too...

The Lone Wolf said...

true...true...that's the way it usually is...fantastic insight...

ASHUTOSH SINGH said...

You know mE.I am Ashutosh.

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