Thursday, July 24, 2008

Murphy's Laws

What's that?

The laws have little to do with any individual and definitely nothing to do with Eddie Murphy. Murphy's law is a term used to describe something along the lines of "if anything can go wrong, it will."

Classical Murphy's laws:

  1. If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
  2. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
  3. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
  4. Law of Variation: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time)
  5. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Modern laws:
  1. The cellphone will start to ring the moment you enter the bathroom.
  2. If you are expecting an important call, your cellphone will ring and when you say "hello" vodafone's callertunes will start playing.
  3. Any cool computer game will need more memory than you have.
  4. Your hard-disk will crash the moment you finish your project.


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