Monday, March 23, 2009

moving out

I am moving 'afterthoughts in black' to another domain. It's been a pleasure to have blogged at, but I guess this is where I 'll be calling it quits. I am currently working on a blog powered by wordpress.
I would like to thank all my loyal readers, actually my only loyal reader, whoever you are (my RSS feed count is 3) since I've subscribed twice, whoever the other reader is, I sincerely thank you and hope that you will subscribe my new blog as well.
Shall post details about my new website ASAP.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Dialogues You'll hear only in an Engineering Class

1. On being Late

(standing at the door... gesturing to a friend)

"Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"

"Attendance ho gaya kya??"

"I was searching for the Classroom"

"Train was late"

2. During the lecture

"mera assignment tere paas hai??"

"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge."

"Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home now!!!"

"Journal sheet hai??"

3. Lab

"Expt. 2 likha??"

"Idhar Karna kya hai??"

4. Unit Test

"Oh Shit!!!!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"

"Aaj kounsa test hai?"

5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

"I forgot the I-card , so watchman didn't let me in"

6. Late submission of assignments

"Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submitkar dena"

"Last date extend hua thaa"

"I didn't know the last date"

7. Late submission of Journal (for printouts)

"Format pataa nahi thaa"

"Printer is not working today"

"Friday ko light nahi thee"

8. VIVA (after exam)

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai" "

9. VIVA (before exam)

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya Kjaq doonga"

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai"

10. VIVA (General)

"Dekh, tu jo bhi padhega, woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point"

"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"

"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"

"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"

"Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"

11. Submission

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

12. Assignments

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

"Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar. Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai woh chhod de."

13. Exam

"Jo (mujhe)aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who aata hai"

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa"

"tere paas iske notes hai??"

"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"

"nahi samjha to rat le"

(when someone is intensively doing his last revision)

"Yeh nahi aayega !!!"

anything to be added?


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